Announcements

TERRY HALL 50 years old today.
We don't beleeeve it, old Grumps is fifty!
We've known him so long, we thought he was sixty!
Not that he looks it, coz he works out a bit,
Having facials and massages to try and keep fit,
Stays away from the dogs, both canine and track,
Likes footy and squash, where you have a good crack,
Shopping for goodies, is his special scene,
Prefers to watch telly on a gigantic screen,
But now he's reached fifty and starting to grey,
Just remember, don't put off what can be done today.
Happy Birthday Terry.
May the rest of your life be the best of your life.
From Furness Newspapers.