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KAREN
WHITTLE
Isn't it amazing, what wonders life can hold, detox, tonics and toners, to stop you growing old.
A little dab of this and a little bit of that, all help, added together, to stop you getting fat.
But the slightest sign of weight shouldn't really make you worry, it's the wrinkles, crow's feet and age spots that appear in a hurry.
Forget brow lifts and botox, let nature do the trick, spend it on your jollies in countries hot and slick.
Now you've reached the ripe old age but don't want to mention, varicose veins, greying hairs and looming water retention.
You've managed to dodge all of the above so don't be dismayed, 50 is just a number and 'fabulous' you have stayed.
There's time to relax and take things slow, but don't give up the game, it's working in this Laughing Palace that really keeps you sane.

Happy birthday Karen,
from your friends at the Evening Mail.